Shopping ECST-ETSY: Down with Love

Hey hey readers. It's Thursday, which means another thrilling Etsy shopping guide! As we all know, this week, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her husband of like, a month, Kris Humphries. Consequently, it seems as if the "sanctity" of marriage is crumbling at our very feet! To go along with the devastating news about Kim's marriage, for their November issue, the Atlantic journal did an article about why more American women are single than ever before.

Don't fret, though, dear readers. Beyonce made being single wildly popular with "Single Ladies" (let's ignore the fact that she's happily married), and there is more to life than a significant other! Down with love! Let's focus our heart-tugging affections on some items and objects that actually deserve our attention.

Let's get down to business. If you find yourself in the middle of a situation as unfortunate as a divorce, focus your affections on something (or someone) else! YOUR LAWYER. Duh! You didn't sign a prenup for nothing! Buy this witty shirt here and rub it in your ex's face.